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December 2005
19 December
Someone searched "the best looking human pussy in the world" and got to my site. I'm so pah-roud!
18 December
Where the hell did Christmas come from? It snuck up on me and here I am. PANTS DOWN. One week before Christmas making comments like "Wow Christmas really snuck up on me this year!" When did I stop counting down the days on my calendar over a month in advance? Is it because I don't own a calendar?
Either way. Shit bags. There's nothing I hate more than attempting Xmas shopping on a drizzly warm day. Surefire way to make me incredibly pissy. With frizzy hair.
The answers to the below "Puzzle" are here
6 December
Well, here it is.
Each contribution to this was a song title or a song lyric. For example, if you look at the name of this image... "Country Road". Think the background and think John Denver. There you go! Feel free to email me with your best guesses. Some are a touch obscure... infact a lot my co-artist couldn't even guess.
2 December
Ladies and Gents... you have been witness to a great deal of inter-office shennanigans in the past 8 months. But, as life DOES suck, it had to come to an end. Well, it DIDN'T, but management have decided to shake things up a LOT and my partner in the crime and I are not only no longer sitting together, we're not even in the same team and neither of us have desks in places where we can get away with MSPaintings or stationery decorating.
We were supposed to have another week... a week in which we intended to finish our final painting (our finest to date as it is both a themed one AND an inter-active puzzle which you all would have loved...) but the heartless bastards in management gave us an hours notice to pack up our stuff for the move to another part of the building. So... the final MSpaintMasterPiece will remain forever unfinished. I'll email it myself and put what's there online. Next week.
Also, this means that Doof Doof, Schnappi and the rest of the stationery gang will no longer function as a family as we both took pieces to our respective desks. I fucking hate change.
I've moved again also. Well into the flat I mentioned a while ago. I've been here for 2 weeks... in Brooklyn again... and tonight GOT BROADBAND!!! Someone tell me how we go about hooking it up for other PCs in the house. Fuckers want it too, even though I'm the one who arranged the phone line (I'm in the whitepages!!!).
Alrighty.
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