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January 2005
30 January
Yeah I watched 4 hours of wrestling today. What of it?
Right now I'm watching Wave Aid on Sky Box Office. Now, tell me... Where in God's name did Daniel Johns from silverchair get that body? Since when did being married to Natalie Imbruglia turn you into Dave Navarro? Hmm. I'm not sure if that's a compliment anymore. The 15 year old in me says it is. Daniel Johns isn't supposed to be sexy. He's supposed to be all sad, ever so creepily Hanson looking and in need of a cuddle.
...Ugh. I'm really only mentally 14 years old here and yes, despite my incredible coolness and shit, I still have the old soft spot for silverchair. WHAT OF IT!? They were the first band I ever saw live (nearly 10 years ago... eep) and even though I tried to wean myself off them and pretend like it never happened... I can't help it. It's his voice. I'm sorry. But we all need our secret shames. And now.........
He's got NIPPLE RINGS!!!!!! AND CHEST HAIR!!!! AND TATTOOS!!!! AND EVEN MUSCLES!!!!!
He's no Neil Finn though...
P.S. I'm not usually such a pervert, but I've been watching WRESTLING and if anything turns me into a pervert it's that.
29 January
You know what sucks? I only recently noticed this so I dunno how long ago they did it, or if anything has recently been changed, but this building... my own personal favourite schizophrenic building...
... has been repainted!
They've painted the entire thing grey. GREY! The humanity.
28 January
Last night I innocently wandered into my room and innocently switched on the television.
An ad came on where a woman was struggling with a pottery wheel. Her pesky vases kept collapsing! Man, sometimes things, they just aint easy! Not everything in life is easy to control. Day after day in pottery class she fails. She loses at life.
Until...
She pops a pill. Because in this day and age a woman has GOT to have control of her vaginal thrush!
I'm sorry, but this ads purpose threw me more than even that awesome KY Warming Liquid ad. Or the old flacid men frolicking on the beach with their life partners.
27 January
Today a waterfall hit my work computer. It was exciting and I spent the last 3 and a half hours of my day watching the air conditioning repair man alternate between scratching his arse and scratching his head in confusion. Given that it's the 3rd time that it's happened, you'd think they'd, oh... I dunno. Fix it. Or something. I put photos up and art stuff up and links. Mainly this is lame. Hopefully soon there'll be contributions by someone a lot more talented and interesting than me.
25 January
I've had the past week off work. Mainly to go to Big Day Out. In the remaining time I have been bored and I have troooolllllled the internet looking for something to numb this boredom. It's been raining and I haven't yet had the opportunity to scrape the dead bugs from my cars windows. Man those things explode. Anyway, I came across lots of pretty sites and I realised that despite the fact that I haven't paid for the next 6 months of this webspace, I haven't actually USED it yet. Apart from the Fur Patrol site... which I promise will get more interesting one day.
Anyway, I got photos back from Big Day Out today (I can't believe I paid 40 bucks for a bunch of blurry out of focus shit... maybe I should learn how to operate a camera?) and in the pile of photos were photos from the Breeders gig at Indigo in February 2003. I have backlog! So, I thought I should maybe use this webspace instead of wasting money. And that... is why I did this. Too much time on my hands.
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