Princess Anne: E! True Hollywood Story
(written: 11 November 2003)
I'm sure you all think of Princess Anne as some fuddy duddy chinless member of the Royal Family. Well you'd be wrong sirs! She's a woman of many talents and many dark and mysterious secrets. Way before all the scandal with Charles and his... well whatever the hell it is that he's done, Princess Anne was copping flack left right and centre for her dodgy antics and steamy clinches. 
Here's a little photo tribute to the Princess Anne you may not have known before.
As you can see, she loves a laugh, especially when led through crazy mirror houses! Unfortunately for Anne, her gleeful cries of "OH! IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE NO CHIN!" were met with cruel jibes as she was informed that this particular mirror wasn't so "Crazy".
Even princess' aren't above the law. Here we see Princess Anne getting nabbed by a sting operation. I would have thought as a veteran of the school yard drug dealing circuit she'd have picked this chap as a fake 15 year old. Apparently not.
So Princess Anne was done for drug possession. She was made an example of by the Mayor and the chief of Police and sent to prison. As a result, the church bakesale were short 15 dollars profit! JUST THE AMOUNT PRINCESS ANNE'S RICE CRISPY-MARIJUANA SQUARES EARNED!
They soon realised what a horrible mistake they'd made and when she released the streets were lined with unfortunate, ugly children and regret-ridden parents, desperate to show Anne how much she meant to them all.
As you can see from this candid snap, Anne was more than a little high. And happy.
Princess Anne, still high from last night's bender, was completely unaware of the titters of onlookers. If only she could have read her speech bubble she'd have realised she was addressing the Mayor of ... um.. China with the theme song from Sexual Harrassment Panda.
ABC were really scraping the bottom of the barrel when they launched the 8th season of their reality show, "The Bachelorette".
It's not a well known fact that before Stone Cold Steve Austin was instated as the co-general manager of WWE's RAW, Princess Anne held the position. Infact the wrestling world of today that we know and love owes an awful lot to Princess Anne. Chris Jericho got the inspiration for his outfits, Trish Stratus for her busty curvy physique and Stone Cold himself for the State of Raw addresses. All inspired by this fine woman.
But before even RAW got their hands on her, the Princess made a name for herself as a country singing superstar in the vein of Shania Twain. Here she accepts a grammy for best Rap/HipHop album for her cross over album "Princezz Anne Gonna Fuck All Youse Bitchz Up".
It's been no secret that Anne has not had the best luck in human men when it comes to marriage. Here we see her trying something a little different.
The world would have been none the wiser that the Princess has slipped out of sight for a quick shag behind the polo grounds locker rooms had this eagle eyed snapper not noticed her stealithy sneaking back onto the field. Those are not gloves in her hands. Those are her underwear.
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